31 August 2006

if i had a million dollars...

- i'd bounce around europe for a long time.
- i'd buy a old, gloriously decrepit property and just.. let it crumble and rot, so no one else can knock it down and put a goddamn parking lot over it.
- i'd make and market a vibrating toy that didn't have a fucking animal on it. apparently i am the only sexual woman on the planet who thinks the whole idea is creepy and gross. get back in the zoo where you belong and stay the fuck away from my cooter.

2 comments:

Cheesus said...

"get back in the zoo where you belong and stay the fuck away from my cooter."

Whoa. Flashback to many a first date.

smussyolay said...

yeah. like the dolphin one is sort of smooth and a good shape and blue is my favorite color and i really love dolphins, but....

i don't want to stick a dolphin in my vagina.