04 February 2009

because we are not "owed" flowers and jewelry

one of these years i'd like to have a boyfriend during Valentine's Day, just so i can participate in the great practice that is Steak and a Blowjob Day. seriously, people, i'm all about equality.

1 comment:

Bill V said...

That is hilarious. It might be better if both the male and female got a chance to "smile" on vday. But of course, there are 364 other days too that would work too :)