17 September 2005

teh future


wtf, who's that happy when they're using their cell?

i was pondering this on the train yesterday, as i saw a gothy lady that piqued my interest.. when are they gonna come out with text messaging that goes by proximity? let's say you have technology that can pick up so many signals within a certain space, and you can choose to whom to send a message. sure it'd be abused, but it'd be great for saying 'nice outfit' or 'your fly's open' or 'i want to get on you'. there has to be some kind of hope for the truly anti-social like myself. howz 'bout it, technocrats?

6 comments:

scott said...

I think that's kind of what Bluetooth does, isn't it?

mikraas said...

i'd be all over that.

"dude, lose some weight. your ass has its own zip code."

mikraas said...

or... "honey, what were you thinking when you left the house?"

HOOK ME UP!

scott said...

or "god himself must have fashioned your turd cutter. need a place to sit?"

scott said...

or "how about a donkey punch, hot lips?"

mikraas said...

more romantic words have never been spoken...