snakes in a stadium

through some conflagration of time and space, i wound up with three tickets to the cubs/sox game tomorrow afternoon. my purple cubs cap will be out in force. (do they even make sox caps in purple? i hope not.) i'm trying like mad to work up any sort of enthusiasm for it, but without derrek lee and a no-name, 0-3 pitcher working the mound.. my expectations are low. at least i'll get to see the burning hunk of man that is joe crede. maybe i'll make a giant sign that just has his face and a huge arrow to my lap...